Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The top signs you have been doing Crossfit too long...



  • Whenever you put your kids to bed you throw them over your shoulders and knock out a few back squats.
  • Your boss gives you an assignment at work you ask him "What's the standard?" and "How quickly did Tim finish his in?"
  • You answer the phone 3-2-1 GO!
  • Whenever you have sex you get excited that you finished first then bump knuckles and say "Good work!"
  • When you take a nap you refer to it a 3 rounds of pillow hugs for time...
  • The last time you got pulled over and the cop asked me if you knew how fast you were going you responded, "Yeah. It was a new PR!"...
  • Dating a fat person is referred to as "RXing"
  • You ask someone if Captain Crunch is Paleo...
  • You no longer giggle at the phrases "Power Snatch" & "Clean and Jerk"...
  • You complain about prices at Target but will gladly pay $60 for a tank top at Lululemon...
  • Before you ask a girl for her phone number you ask her what her "Fran" time is...
  • You tell someone you have "Snatch Envy" with no sense of irony what so ever...
  • You tell a woman "You're a beast!" and she says "Thank you!"
  • You pick your cubicle at work because of it's handstand capability...
  • You own more sneakers than shoes...
  • You tell someone you threw up during a workout and they high five you for it...
  • Your steering wheel is covered in chalk...
  • You leave the gym and check your smart phone on the way to see if tomorrows WOD is posted...


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