As I was doing a Sumo Deadlift High Pull the other day, it occurred to me that there would be no better mix than Crossfit & the ancient art form of Haiku. I put a few together for your enjoyment.....
Handstand Push-ups suck
My shoulders feel like jelly
I fall on my head
My knee socks are cool
I let myself believe it
I am a douchebag
My hands are bleeding
I don't know why I do this
I remember.....girls
Benchmark Girls are rough
Crossfitters love to do Fran
I hate that Bea-otch
Trainers swear sometimes
Only when my form is bad
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Girls rock at Crossfit
I lose track of time often
Distracted, short shorts
Early morning row
You drain the air from my lungs
My ass is dragging
Muscleups are hard
I will try to do my best
Do not yell at me
What is my diet
Two words will describe my food
Paleo Bacon
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