March 13, 2012

Crossfit Haiku


As I was doing a Sumo Deadlift High Pull the other day, it occurred to me that there would be no better mix than Crossfit & the ancient art form of Haiku. I put a few together for your enjoyment.....

Handstand Push-ups suck
My shoulders feel like jelly
I fall on my head

My knee socks are cool
I let myself believe it
I am a douchebag

My hands are bleeding
I don't know why I do this
I remember.....girls

Benchmark Girls are rough
Crossfitters love to do Fran
I hate that Bea-otch

Trainers swear sometimes
Only when my form is bad
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Girls rock at Crossfit
I lose track of time often
Distracted, short shorts

Early morning row
You drain the air from my lungs
My ass is dragging

Muscleups are hard
I will try to do my best
Do not yell at me

What is my diet 
Two words will describe my food
Paleo Bacon



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