Sunday, April 1, 2012

Guess who's back....

Ok Peeps. I'm back from a week at the Magic Kingdom. There is no WOD harder than 5 days of amusement park hopping. You are shoulder to shoulder with every inbred hillbilly that can scrape two nickels together just trying to jockey for position on a roller coaster. I swear there should be a sign outside Disney that says "Bras and Teeth Optional"....

My biggest takeaway this week was the over abundance of people riding motorized scooters around the park. It was annoying as f*ck. Now I am sure there were a significant number of them that had a medical reason for having to use one but the rest are just f*cking lazy or too fat. I swear to God I was considering tipping over a few at one point. (Tip the scooters I mean, not the fat people) I would watch these boneheads ride their little hooptees up to the front of the line and then just climb off and walk over to the ride (or the buffet) just fine. My favorites were the ones that had a horn and would have the nerve to honk at you. Fortunately, none of them came close to hitting my kids or we would have had a scooter jacking right there. I think if you ride one of those scooters and don't have a legitimate disability, then Disney should require you to wear a jacket with a map of the park on the back so the rest of us can find our way around better. It just seems fair....

Alright...enough about the big "D". Tomorrow will be my first day back in the box and I am petrified. The last time I took a week off, I walked back into "Fran" and that beaotch nearly killed me. I'm gonna pace my WOD slow and steady. If that doesn't work I'll just fake an injury or tell them I'm having "lady problems" which probably won't be that far from the truth anyway....


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