April 6, 2012

Keep your pants on....

So today was strength training and I set a new PR on the Overhead Squat by doing 170# which is 15# better than my previous. I was very excited but unfortunately, it is not what my WOD will be remembered for.....

Just as I get to the gym today, Regina comes over to ask a question or tell me something. Truthfully, I don't know which one it was because as she is talking, she is STRIPPING OFF HER PANTS! In her defense, she was wearing shorts underneath but it was still AWKWARD! I was speechless and that doesn't happen to me often. Situations like this are covered under the man code, so I thought I would review these particular man code articles with the rest of you so we do not run into these problems in the future....

Man Code by-law 6.1- When you ask a guy a question, you should not be removing clothing (especially pants) unless the question is "Do you want to see me naked?" If you do, you will not get the response you were probably looking for and in today's case, you will not get an answer at all...

Man Code by-law 6.2- If you do take your pants off during said question, the guy is required to look in the general direction of your Va-jay-jay or FUPA (depending on the girl).  Also, you are not allowed to say "My eyes are up here!"
I know where your eyes are. I'm looking at your lady business.....

Man Code by-law 6.3- If you do appropriately warn the guy that you will be stripping off pants, then you cannot ask any question in relation to "Snatch"or "Clean & Jerk". All it will do is get the guy looking at your undercarriage and will also make it difficult for them to do push-ups for a little while....

So ladies, if you wanna wear bootyshorts or yoga pants more power to ya. Otherwise, keep your pants on....









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