Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Matt Chan's Boner...

So over the weekend I saw this picture and made a few comments on my blog about it. Then I spent a little time with my buddy at www.kippingitreal.com trying to make #mattchansboner trend on Twitter but to no avail. Matt Chan is a really fantastic athlete and I am sure a great dude as well. I just can't get over the fact that the Crossfit Games posted this pic so in honor of that, I thought I would celebrate their stupidity with one of my "lists"....

Matt Chan's boner is so big

10. It has a 6 pack and a tan...
9. It has it's own endorsement from Reebok...(side note: the Reebok condoms are out of stock)
8. He hangs weights from it during weighted pull-ups...
7. It pushes the sled for him....
6. It has a higher deadlift PR than he does...
5. He uses it to do double-unders...
4. It doubles as a pull-up bar...
3. It had to register separately for the open...
2. He can do pistol squats with it...

1. He actually finished 2nd at Regionals. His dick finished 1st...

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