Wednesday, November 7, 2012

You might be a CrossFitter

  • If you proudly show off your skinned knees and don't care that it makes you look like a whore.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you roll out of bed in the morning, realize that you can't walk, and it makes you happy.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you show off the rips in your palms to people just to make them cringe.....you might be a CrossFitter
  • When the time you spend laying on the floor after the WOD takes longer than the WOD itself.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you get an urgent need to pee exactly ten seconds before the WOD starts.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever had enough tape on your hands to hold a bad marriage together.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever rolled around on a foam roller while saying "Who's your daddy?"....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you own five different tubs of protein powder and hate the taste of them all.....you might be a CrossFitter
  • When you can't fix a leaky faucet but you can tape two lacrosse balls together like a boss.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you make your kids do "penalty burpees" for not cleaning their room.....you might be a CrossFitter
  • If you have ever screamed after using hand sanitizer.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you have ever texted someone a picture of the WOD times so they know you kicked their ass.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you don't know who your congressman is but you know Rich Froning's "Fran" time.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • Once you puke more than a 16 yr old girl with bulimia.....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you can't say "Fran" without also saying "I hate that bitch!"....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If you refer to dating fat people as "RXing".....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • If when you have sex you get excited that you finished first then bump knuckles and say "Good work!"....you might be a CrossFitter.
  • When you take a nap you refer to it a 3 rounds of pillow hugs for time...
  • You complain about prices at Target but will gladly pay $60 for a tank top at Lululemon...
  • If you've ever shouted "No Rep!" during sex...you might be a CrossFitter.

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