June 18, 2014

Motivation with JFW…

Every single time I log into Twitter someone is posting a motivation athletic pic that is designed I would imagine, to make me toss on my gear and start working out. The bulk of them are poorly written so I pulled some of my favorites and have added what I think they should actually say. Feel free to share the motivation…

Abs are made in the kitchen not in the gym. Cake is made in the kitchen too. Eat more cake you skinny beaotch…

Never stop fighting looking at my ass…

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. Forever be a douchebag…


Lifting weights makes woman huge? Try again…chocolate cake makes woman huge but this picture will make the front of your pants huge…


When you are going through Hell…KEEP GOING!……then throw out your back as you sh*t yourself.


EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY…


You can’t put a limit on anything…..Especially weed.


The only disability in life is a bad attitude…..and the inability to cover up your girlfriends murder.


Every day of my life I’m trying to find a different way to get better…..at killing people.

Don’t dream of winning. Train for it. This message brought to you by Dave Chappell.




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